dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

obsessedwithrings:

Angler Fish Ring

hey yuan hey

geqianjay:

我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起慢慢变胖

the most romantic thing i could think of, is getting fat together with you

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

the-writers-ramblings:

getting your friends into shows and watching them spiral into insanity 

or video games

• friend: yeah so i picked up THE game today.
• internal monologue: gotta play it cool
• internal monologue: don't set their expectations too high
• internal monologue: try to give an unbiased, fair opinion
• internal monologue: the game's not perfect
• internal monologue: IT'S JUST THAT IT'S MY FAVORITE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
• internal monologue: and it changed my life and saved my cat and i got it tattooed IN FEELINGS ON MY HEART
• me: ok
• me: ok
• me: ok
• me: ok you're gonna love it you're gonna love it you're gonna love it i'm gonna play it with you i'm gonna ask you every five seconds if you're at the thing and if you're not i'm gonna ask you what thing you're at and i'm gonna fly to your house and i'm gonna sit in your lap and you're gonna play the game you got the game the game the game the game i love the game do you love the game yet is it your favorite do you love it are you at the thing???
• friend: i have not unwrapped the game yet.
• me: THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME
• perhaps not your friend anymore: this was a mistake.

lovequotesrus:

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