ME sweater bonanza by robotverve
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
dashing through the ash
with a Claymore in his hands
watch him charge and bash
leading all the clans (blap blap blap!)
Banshees, Primes and Brutes,
troopers to the right
what fun it is to run and shoot and headbutt things tonight! (hey!)
Krogan Klaus, Krogan Klaus, killing things today
running through his enemies on a speeding varren sleigh (hey!)
Krogan Klaus, Krogan Klaus, shotgun red and grey
standing on a mound of bodies
it’s the Krogan way!
Krogan Klaus, written by my buddy and slightly edited by me. Above drawing inspired by the song, sketched on a card which I gave to him on Christmas.
Here’s your christmas story Nat! Turned out a little more pre-slash than I intended, so I’ll probably write a second part. Hope you like it.
Homemade - AO3
Q plans to work through Christmas, in fact, he hasn’t even noticed it being Christmas in the first place. James will have none of that.
James Bond is the kind of man that’ll always surprise you, one way or the other. For being such a brute in the field he has a surprising ability to sneak up on people. Q gets to experience this firsthand quite often, as the agent has a tendency of dropping by whenever he’s at HQ.
It’s been snowing for days; Q knows this because someone in the break room joked about it being cardigan weather. He’d told them he was pleased to know that his sense of fashion was of such interest to them. He’s not been outside though; he’ll have to take their word for it. A sad little plastic Christmas tree is in the corner of the office. He’s not entirely sure when it appeared or who put it there – and he’s sure it’s too early to put that kind of stuff up anyway – but if its purpose is to bring holiday cheer it’s really not working.
And suddenly James is just there, because that’s what he does.
“Will you ever make your presence known, or do you find enjoyment in scaring me senseless?”
He doesn’t look away from the screen. It seems that James prefers to smile when he thinks no one’s looking. At first it was a fun challenge – to try and catch a glimpse of that fleeting smirk – but Q has since long given up.
“There’s something about making you twitch.”
THANK YOU IT’S PERFECT AAAHHHHH SCREEEAAAAM
oh James oh James is there anything you don’t know how to do? and I love that even without any description of Q’s sweater I can totally see it clearly in my mind
AAAAaaaaahhh no pressure of course but I’m excited for part 2 should you choose to write it!! Even if you don’t, though, I’m content with just this, thank you <333
A young man and a young woman sell their most prized possessions to buy each other Christmas gifts, in this famous tale of unselfish love, The Gift Of The Magi illustrated by Lisbeth Zwerger.
My current life and 3 top priorities encapsulated by my Christmas haul from friends:
Eat (pie, Irish pub food and bacon cookbooks, oven mitts), run (athletic cooling towel), play games (Gamestop gift card)
Sob my friends know me so well
Portal wants to wish you a merry christmas.