sandynanny:

ABC has officially picked up Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

misatofanclub:

rose—-gold:

ch3guevara:

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

what did i just read

i am LAUGHING

•  (We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
• TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
• Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
• TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
• Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
• Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
• TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
• Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
•  (Everyone starts laughing.)
• TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
•  (Everyone groans.)
• TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
•  (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
• Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
• TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
•  (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
• Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
• (At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
• Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
•  (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
• Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
• Entire Class: “MAAATH!”
• Professor: “MAAAAATH!”
• Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”
• Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”
•  (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
• Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”

crowpse:

I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS  CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD 

maraschinocheri:

Killian Donnelly / Transportation: A Bad Romance

dubie710:

Marina Abramovic meets Ulay

“Marina Abramovic and Ulay started an intense love story in the 70s, performing art out of the van they lived in. When they felt the relationship had run its course, they decided to walk the Great Wall of China, each from one end, meeting for one last big hug in the middle and never seeing each other again. at her 2010 MoMa retrospective Marina performed ‘The Artist Is Present’ as part of the show, a minute of silence with each stranger who sat in front of her. Ulay arrived without her knowing it and this is what happened.”

vriskaphiliac:

h-coos:

vriskaphiliac:

im a huge bully to people named juan im not sorry

Go fuck yourself

nevermind

i’ll find somejuan like you

siemari:

eternalshiva:

Drunk Kaidan is the best Kaidan.

I’m dying…the second gif—sdfhgkshdfakshd

All tears, at bottom, have to do with protection. We cry at birth because we come naked into this world and we need protection. We cry for those we love who were desperate for protection and didn’t get it in time. We cry with gratitude for those historic souls who have protected us at critical moments, with great risk to themselves. We cry for those who are voluntarily heading off into the valley of the shadow of death in order to protect us and who will need protection themselves as they do so. We cry for those who needed protection so very much and, with or without it, have fought the good fight against great odds. All tears have to do with protection. No tears have to do with anything else. | Tom Wolfe