SON OF A BITCH
I got pranked at lunch.
I was at a Japanese restaurant with 6 other coworkers from marketing. I knew something was up when my manager whispered something to my design senpai-coworker, then sent me to the bathroom to get napkins, saying that he felt nauseous.
I returned, handed him a huge wad of napkins, and proceeded to blithely eat my complimentary green tea ice cream, which for some reason was causing a slightly tingly sensation around the edge of my mouth. In the meantime my coworker to my right was cracking up about something and wouldn’t stop laughing and my other coworker kept grinning and my manager, with napkins pressed up over his face, was tearing up, and guys what the hell is going on — oh. Oh yeah that’s. That’s wasabi. In my mouth. In my green tea ice cream.
I furiously scooped the wasabi out of my bowl as my whole table collapsed into uncontrolled laughter, then, as a FUCK YOU to everyone, scooped it back in and proceeded to eat the rest of my modified ice cream. Think you got one on me think again. Assholes.