I just came back from Oktoberfest By The Bay
I had 1 liter + 12 oz of beer
which is roughly 3 pints of beer?
it felt like way more than that tho
was it seriously only 3 pints?? shit
the point is that I am not sober
and I think picking chicken/fish from the bone with chopsticks is a great sobriety test cuz dinner was seriously challenging just now
I’m going to play some Prince of Persia 2008, the great thing about that game is that 10 minutes into it there’s been a shocking lack of exposition for anything that’s going on which means I don’t really have to pay attention to anything
you’re some chick I just met and your dad is after you for some reason and now I’m coming with you on magical journey to this temple which… holds the demon of darkness? who’s now free cuz your dad cut down some magical tree and now we have to go to the what? the fertile lands? ok coo’ whatever Elika just lead the way



