September 2012
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August 2012
/just scrollin’ down the dash
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/sees post soulmate has tagged me in( ⊙ ‿ ⊙ )
(ﾉ ◕ ヮ ◕ )ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ヽ(◕ ヮ ◕ ヽ)
*・゚✧ ∩( ◕ ヮ ◕ )∩ *・゚✧
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0:11
oh what the hell
I’d just made an Ice Liquid Dooooom (coined by my friend; it’s an energy shot espresso from our office coffee machine + 2 sugars + 1 cream + 4 large cubes of ice)
and a few sips into it there were suddenly Surprais Margaritas in the office, to celebrate some tech award that our company got
and now I’m really cold from the 2 ice drinks but tingly in my head and warm in my belly
…then I’m going to a speakeasy bar later to get smashed over 2 very strong and delicious cocktails
\o/
waaaahhh my friend just went offline to go to PAX
SO JEALOUSSSSSS
next year I will! NEXT YEAR!!! At least I’ve quit AX for sure now so that’s one down.
…Oh god that’s still gonna put me at 4 cons a year /coughs up blood
tumblr invasion
uh guys
this is commander shepard
tumblr council do you copy
we have a situation
i don’t want to alarm anyone
but
it looks like the invasion’s already started
they’ve assumed direct control of this teddy bear
and this teacup
they know i know they’re there
they’re looking at my porn anyway
they’re trying to pretend they’re presents
some of them are confused
they’re playing beachball
they’re too cute to resist, council, and we’re going to have to
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos: Big Barda or Honey Badger: Who Gives a Shit Less? →
callmekitto.tumblr.com
Today is Jack Kirby’s birthday so let’s celebrate one of his greatest creations, Barda Free. How tough is Barda? Pretty tough.
Oh look someone shot Barda. Oh is that blood? Barda doesn’t give a shit. “What’s for lunch?” she asks.
Six villains in hot pursuit? Barda doesn’t care. Watch your back all six of you!
These humans and their need to fit in. Barda doesn’t care; she wears what she wants.
Oh look the guys flying this crate are passed out. Barda doesn’t give a shit. She just shoves those guys aside and grabs the wheel.
Ha ha a killer shark is about to take a bit of Barda. Barda don’t give a shit; she just punches that Shark in the face:
Oh is that a Dragon? Stand back Boostle, let Barda show it who is the boss. She’ll make that dragon cry like a baby:
Oh is that a flat tire? What use a jack? Barda don’t give a shit; she just lifts that truck right up.
What you’re supposed to use a bed for sexy times? Barda don’t give a shit; right here on the floor ‘bro
That Nasty Ass Honey Badger just doesn’t stand a chance.
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4:02
oh shit im late for s.h.i.e.l.d
